My toaster won't give me my hand back

[Defender]

I tried doing a Google search for "Toaster hand eating" and all it gave me was to unplug the thing.  Well I have unplugged it but it refuses to let go, and the smell of burning hand is kind of making me want to go to a good steak restaurant.  I also don't remember it having glowing red eyes or the ability to spit fire, but then I didn't spend alot of time reading the manual.

Can someone here please help me?  My arm is starting to go numb and my baked potato is almost ready.

Def

[AJ]

 What kind of toaster do you have?
I ask because I have been having trouble with my own toaster too.

Nothing like the trouble your having yet, but maybe I should watch out.

Here is what my toaster keeps doing and only on Sunday's.



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